I wanna truck that paves the way for a better future. One that leaves suckers eating my dust. One that says look at me baby, want some of this?

The new GMC Sierra Cock Pit truck rocks my world. It needs a ladder. The muffler is so loud you need ear plugs. There is a beer cup holder for a cold one after a hard day’s work. The best is the new cock holder when you just have to let it out. It is also something for the ladies to hold on to, to ensure a smooth ride for the rock star that you are.

Putting the pedal to the metal is exhilarating. The truck does all the work, but lets me feel like it is all me. I don’t even break a sweat. This comes in handy when I got some more 2-steppin’ to do or when it is time to saddle up.

Wusses can suck my truck nuts. Strap one on fellas. To me, pollution is like grit. Everyone needs some. It is good for ya. No bicycles allowed here boys, unless you want to end up like a gopher.  

I gotta get home real quick. Time is money. What’s a little climate change when I can save me 20 minutes? What do I do with the time that I have saved? I relax and watch cool ads that tell me what to buy and who to fight for, the most powerful force for good of course.

I feel like a man off-roading, tearing up the forest and driving through the creeks. I call it clearing the way for progress. Someday I am hoping to build a Nascar race track in the tar sands for my little Billy. That would freaking rock.

Take stock of the Cock and you will be the coolest on the block.